How to be a Legal Con Artist - Be a Police Fundraiser
What do you call a charity organization that uses 93% of its budget on salaries and 7% on actually doing what they claim to do?
I call it the best con out there and you should too.
This top 10 list of the worst charity offenders in the United States. Shamefully, 2 out of 10 are Police charities.
In any other world this would be considered fraudulently taking donations and using a charity as a tax shelter but since these are police charities I doubt anyone will have the balls to go after them. There you have it, I know what I want to be now - a police charity fundraiser - the perfect con!
http://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=topten.detail&listid=28
On the coming revolution and the mass manipulation of society
If I were a billionaire......I would invest millions into a School of Direct Action - an organization supporting all forms of public protest in the understanding that it is the breaking down of chokepoints that lead to the leaps in political evolution which we today urgently require.
It has been over two centuries since the overthrow of monarchism in the French Revolution. I look at a century in which socialism was hijacked by Marx*, adulterated by Lenin and mutilated by Stalin. 50 years it provided a reasonable excuse for the most horrific forms of population control at home and as a bogus excuse for repressing all meaningful attempts at correcting the imbalance and inequality which defines our Feudal-cum-capitalist world.
Communism was like WMDs and Terrorism all rolled into one and lasting for the 50's 60's 70's and 80's. I dont want anyone to think for a second that my generation is going to stand for that, that we are going to let ourselves be tricked that easily.
So as militant as they want us to become, we strive for non-violence. As ignorant as they would like us to be, we will get our information from non-bullshit sources. As complacent as they hoped we might be, we are on the streets throwing rocks and smashing the f***out of some starbucks's.
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If I were a billionaire......I would invest millions into a School of Direct Action - an organization supporting all forms of public protest in the understanding that it is the breaking down of chokepoints that lead to the leaps in political evolution which we today urgently require.
It has been over two centuries since the overthrow of monarchism in the French Revolution. I look at a century in which socialism was hijacked by Marx*, adulterated by Lenin and mutilated by Stalin. 50 years it provided a reasonable excuse for the most horrific forms of population control at home and as a bogus excuse for repressing all meaningful attempts at correcting the imbalance and inequality which defines our Feudal-cum-capitalist world.
Communism was like WMDs and Terrorism all rolled into one and lasting for the 50's 60's 70's and 80's. I dont want anyone to think for a second that my generation is going to stand for that, that we are going to let ourselves be tricked that easily.
So as militant as they want us to become, we strive for non-violence. As ignorant as they would like us to be, we will get our information from non-bullshit sources. As complacent as they hoped we might be, we are on the streets throwing rocks and smashing the f***out of some starbucks's.
New Travel Site that I noticed
Trips in Asia is a travel site that offers online trip customization in real time, without the need to email anyone for a quote.
Located in Bangkok, Thailand Trips in Asia is uniquely placed to select only the best hotels and local suppliers with a reputation for safety, uniqueness, quality, and affordability. Their team is on the ground in every country in Indochina and all of the popular backpacker destinations from Luang Prabang to Phi Phi.
Their website makes it easy to select the trip that's right for you, and then choose from an extensive list of local day tours and activities. By booking through Trips in Asia, you get the benefit of group travel rates on accommodation and transport, but it is entirely up to you how you spend your days.
This means that instead of most group tours which choose the activities based on the age and fitness and interests of the guests in the group, now you can travel with your mum and while shes visiting the national parks on the ground, you can be flying through the treetops 60ft off the ground!
Interesting conversation
anonymous chat conversation too funny
I was hoping for you
Fists were used
[You]
hahaha
jesus eh
was that a 1st?
[O]
Yep.
[You]
kinda wierd?
one of the girls giving me my 4 hand ball massage the other day was talking about a couple that hired her and another girl
and it was a hubby from dubai paying for it all and this big voluptuous brazilian
[O]
Suprisingly not that wierd
[You]
whose pussy was so large th arab had to double fist
and they paid like 4000 baht per girl for them to watch him dbl
[O]
Too much. This chuck said her goal was to be able to fit this giant dildo in her ads.
Ass
I commended her for having goals
[You]
fuckin ell
would u repeat?
[O]
I was impressed by her elacticity
[You]
bbbbbbbbbbbrooooo
big vaginas are kind of a turn off for me
[O]
Why not? She's gonna show me my limits
Fair enough. It gets small in an instant.
[You]
haha
hence elasticity
hahaha
shes gonna show you some limits
i keep thinkin ive hit my limits but somewhere something even nastier surprisingly takes your interest
we are living in uncharted territory of unlimited free sick fantasy fulfilment
we are the living experiments
the Porno Generation
we are either all going to go insane or we'll have the lowest incidence of prostate cancer ever
this is all quotable, u should put transcripts f the chat on your blog
[O]
True. Luckily I was ingrained with a senseof propriety I can't shake
Today
[You]
theres no place for propretiy when your elbow deep in a goth vagina
that is also quotable
[O]
Agreed. I would save it if not on my phone
[You]
shall i paste it to your profile?
shall i paste it to your wall?
[O]
Nono. I have family on there. Don't be like your friend
[You]
haha
Dildo bigger than your arm
squilch
i can imagine the sound
[O]
Def copy and paste me a transcript for my email
[You]
a bit like flipping a bucket over in a bathttub then pulling it out
Mushroom Trip in Bali
Bakso soup off of the back of a motorcycle with added mushrooms followed by an evenings theatrical performance which was hands down the best i've ever witnessed.
There was fire, amazing eye-fucking from the female performer and Lord Hanuman the Monkey God came and told me I had a nice beard as he took a sip out of my Bintang.
This was followed by the best night time beach trip ever, flying leaps into pillow soft white sand, eerie cliffs to explore with amazing panoramas, crystal clear water and a full moon chocka blocka with stars. Paradise.
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Fair Trade Porno
This is the latest offering from the advanced XXX labratories of Japan; its an 'ethical' porn which has stirred some controversy.
Basically, they bring a Japanese porn star and film crew to a tribal village in the African bush somewhere. They film a bit of scene setting with the locals, then use japanese male pornstars painted black to fuck the models.
First $10,000 in DVD sales goes to the village development fund. Fuckin brilliant.
The Puke and Run
I didnt quite make it to the top of the staircase before I projectile vomited down
said flight of stairs, very successfully splattering two dutchmen and one unfortunate
nepali toilet attendant.
As I stood hand over mouth in open eyed astonishment at the devastation i couldn't help
but feel an overwhelming sense of relief at having rid myself of a belly full of whiskey,
heineken, chips and too much mayonaisse.
"oh shit! im sorry! fuck! I dont wanna be 'that guy'!" i blurted.
Angrilly nodding his head one of the dutchmen replied "yah, well you are 'that guy'"
"fuck, sorry dude, ill be right back!" i said to the nepali geezer.
Once back at the bar I thought the better of re-visiting those slippery stairs and decided
a mouthful of weed, vomit and hookerspit could use with a wash and thinking i could manage
another sip of that godawful heineken I went for it and promptly vomited all over the bar.
Running out onto the street before the bartender got wise to the serial puker ransacking his
pub I stumbled against the flow of pedestrians on the carless street outside.
Optimistically I asked passersby for a wet-wipe as I stood in the drizzling rain, covered in
puke and barely coherent. It occured to me that Amsterdam might not be the best place
for such a civilized and refined gentleman such as myself.
Later we saw a sign in another bar saying "NO PUKE AND RUN". This clearly is a problem, perhaps they should cut down on the mayo covered french fries or offer something other than carnie food with the heineken and pot.
In Defense of the Soapy Titwank
Dream of Garuda(Karura no yume) released in 1994 by Japanese director Takahasi Zeze is a story set in the soaplands of Japan, where women offer men soapy massages as a way around prostitution laws.
Or is it that simple?
Some might argue that a soapy titwank does not constitute an act of 'prostitution' so much as an elaborate tradition,a tried and tested method for complete relaxation which crops up in a spectrum of Asian cultures from Nippon to Saigon.
I've been to a few spas in my day and no matter how good the service, there is nothing that compares to the clean, fresh, rejuvenated and reinvigorated sensation you feel when the human slip and slide is over. It's a throwback to your childhood only XXX rated; think Six Flags meets Mugs & Jugs.
There is no better way to scrub off the city dirt or wash off the airmiles; ain't nothing can work out your tensions like an artistic session with a good ol' thai paintbrush.
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